Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods Did Not Hook Up

Someone always has to be defending my girl Jess cause she is often the subject of ridicule. I didn't even run the ridiculous rumor circulating around the blogs this morning that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods made f*ck.

I wonder why Star magazine would report that? Well, they were on the same golf course together for a tournament where Jessica belted out the National Anthem. And Jessica Simpson is blonde. And she has big boobs,... so yeah, I don't blame Star magazine. I would assume they banged too!

But Jessica's rep says "No part of this story is true.They met quickly and took a photo together. She was only there for a few hours to sing the national anthem."

Jessica is actually currently dating Billy Corgan and Tiger is soon to be sexing a large percentage of the white female population in the United States after Elin divorces him after the holidays.

Bottom line: These two did NOT hook up, but I kind of wish they did.