I’ve never stared at his chest long enough to notice, but John Mayer makes it sound like he’s growing moobies and he’s not happy about it. You have to love a man who admits he’s growing boobs.
“I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest, but not when they’re mine.”
This confuses me because just about every man I know says if they had boobs they would play with them all day and never leave the house. So why doesn’t John let them keep growing? He could have his own set of hot knockers. I wish I had balls just so I could lay them across someones face like aviation goggles during a blow job, but that’s a whole other issue.