John Mayer is a Douche: This is Some Pot Calling the Kettle Black Sh*t

John Mayer posted the following tweet in reference to Tiger Woods yesterday:

I've got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he's lost a role model. What a shame.

I'm disgusted with John Player. I know shit about this man that would shame him. He is a whore and he needs to STFU. And when I say I know shit about him, I mean I'd like to get to know him biblically. I know people who've hung out with Jonny but I've never f*cked him. But we all know enough, right? The man is no saint and he has NO room to talk.

John Player even admitted to making out with Perez Hilton. He's like a bi-sexual man whore who needs to take a good long look in his bathroom mirror. And when he's in there, he should take some Grady Sizemore-like pics while he's at it.