Khloe Kardashian Should Write a Marriage Self-Help Book

I'm serious.

At the rate she's going with talking about her marriage to Lamar Odom, you'd think the woman has a Ph.D in something other than Bullshitology.

Khloe Kardashian hasn't even given her marriage an entire year or three before professing how "natural" married life is and how she and Lamar are the interracial Romeo and Juliet of our time.

On being a wifey: "It's just so natural for me to be married. I was never somebody who was a serious relationship person. Now I'm all in and it's so easy. It's so comfortable for him and I both."

On getting domesticated: "I haven't been cooking because first we lived in a hotel, now we're at a loft."

On how much Lamar loves her: "Lamar's devotion makes me want to cry because the only other person who gave that to me was my dad."

On her shotgun wedding: "I really wouldn't have done it any other way. Many people have judged me, but I don't care how it looks to someone else. We're completely content, and that's the best feeling in the world."

On Lamar's desire to sperminate her: "He's said that kind of stuff to me in private - but I was shocked when he said it publicly! He already has two beautiful children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., but he can't wait for me to have more kids and form this new family. I know how happy he would be, and I'd love to have kids. But ideally I want to wait at least until we've settled into our new house."