Just in time for the Holidays, Lindsay Lohan blesses us with a skankalicious pictorial in Muse magazine. Nothing says Merry Christmas like straddling a naked man with what could possibly be a giant furry dog in the left corner of the picture. I'm hoping it's a coat, but Lindsay will take the kinky wherever she can get it. She's smoking cigarettes and looks coked out in pretty much every one of the photos. Don't you want a piece of that?

These photos come out while Lindsay's in India shooting a documentary about human trafficking, which leads me up to this little tid bit. Hindu statesman Rajan Zed says Lindsay needs to take a plunge in the Ganges river to cleanse herself. Come on Raj, if she takes a dip in the Ganges that water will be tainted and no longer have the ability to cleanse people of their sins.

"Lindsay Lohan should make use of her trip to India to rediscover herself by spending some time in an ashram and taking a dip in the holy Ganges. It is believed that bathing in the sacred Ganges purifies one of all sin, and its water, if taken daily, confers immortality."

Boy he couldn't have made that comment at a better time! She's all sorts of nasty and smelly looking in Muse. That's obviously the look they were going for, but it would be more fitting to do something like that with someone like Reese Witherspoon, who has a clean image, rather than Lindsay who brings no shock value to the shoot because she's a natural dirty butt.