The stalkerazzi photographed Miley Cyrus poolside today as she relaxed with friends at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach resort.

Miley was seen talking on her cell phone and walking her hunchback self around the pool. She's also clenching her bikini top cause tan lines are, like, so not cool. She looks good but pretty damn tall cause she's thin. I hope no one takes it there and calls Miley fat. She's anything but.