I think I dislike Mindy the most. She has the audacity to call their f*ck sessions 'making love.' Was she born two hours ago? She was used for sex. Love has nothing to do with that, but if Tiger tells his sluts that he wants to make love to them, I give him two snaps for his generic pimp skills.

Lawton is a waitress and alleges that she and Tiger Woods "made love" while his wife Elin Nordegren was pregnant.

The fugliest slut of them all had an Oprah "Aha moment!" eventually. Mindy said, "I realize now all he wanted me for was sex. The only time he would call was when he wanted it. I thought I meant something to him. He is a selfish, heartless man."

So Tiger's the "selfish, heartless" one because he didn't wanna leave his wife for her? She was banging a married man! Gawd, I hate some women. Aaaaaahhhhhh!