Noah Cyrus Smacks That After Miley Cyrus Tells Her To
The Cyrus family is like a hybrid of the Spears, Lohans, and Simpsons. All of their families have stage parents and dysfunction, but some of them actually have some love in their crew and mental stability. So far the Cyrus family seems to be semi-grounded.
But Miley Cyrus is a horrible influence on not only teenagers, but on her 9-year-old sister, Noah Cyrus, as well. Miley tells Noah to perform for Miley's entourage backstage, then Noah busts into her rendition of Akon's sexually-charged song "Smack That." Noah has the lyrics down pat and she loves the spotlight and Miley gets to laugh about it at her sister's expense.
Noah has already basically dressed up as a hooker for Halloween, and now this? At least Miley Cyrus is somewhat good looking; Noah is very busted in the face and I'm scared for her cause if she thinks she has any chance of attaining the same status as her big sis, she's in for a lot of surprises.
No one wants to smack that now, Noah, and I doubt many folks will wanna smack that in the future. Poor thing for so many reasons.
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December 2nd, 2011 10:51 PM
i know almost everyone in the world thinks that Miley is a whore, slut, skank, prostetut, (I could go on and on) but shes not. Shes not a bad influence on Noah or any of her fans most of the stuff she did was in the past so get over it. Yall need to give her a FUCKING break she may be famous and loved by fans everywhere but shes a person to and like any other person she has feelings. She has been my rolemodle sence i was 8 years old and now im 13. Her being my rolemodle is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ive learned how to play the gitaur, piano and how to sing. And its all because of her and those are things i LOVE!! to do. ive been reading comments about miley and im sick of them and im pretty sure she is to. What im trying to say is that the next time you decide to write or say something bad about Miley think about what i have said.
January 12th, 2011 6:22 PM
Jeez, over critical much?! What exactly are you attacking her for here? The fact that she has heard Akon's song? Oh, the humanity. It's a very popular song. It's on the radio and the TV, about 10 times a day. I would be surprised if there was any 11 year old in the country that hasn't heard that song. There aren't even any explicit words on the whole track, fer cryin' out loud. // Jesus Horatio Christ, cut her some slack. OK, it wasn't exactly a stellar performance, but come on! She's just a little girl. All kids do stupid stuff to try to fit in, it's not Miley's 'bad influence', it's basic psychology. // And another thing: What's with the media's -scratch that- this site's big penchant for calling Noah 'ugly' at every single opportunity, whether it's appropriate or not? It's on her bio, her specimen picture and in every single article. You're not allowed to call her attractive, so you say she's UGLY! As if that's much more socially acceptable. She's not ugly. I, speaking
January 3rd, 2011 9:28 PM
That whole" oh miley is jus a regular teen" bid is getting old. And i pretty sure thats the only argument that you have. Face it: MILEY CYRUS IS a SKANKY WHORE AND IS A HORRIFIC INFLUENCE ON HER FANS!!!!!@Ella
December 31st, 2010 2:22 AM
Ugghh ihate miley cyrus she is a fukkin whore im suprised shes not a street corners prostituitin her self! In no way is she a good influence i mean there are pictures of her with guys makin out all over the internet. Is that good influence? Nd i read some where tht they force her to dress and act the way she does well they dont force her to be whoring around do they? Poor noah she's heading in tht same direction
February 8th, 2010 7:29 PM
whooooooa.
def no talent there.
December 30th, 2009 11:32 PM
Miley is a ho.. and a bad influence on the girls of america. We jus witnessed her teaching her younger sister the same ways. So that obviously shows what she is teaching our children.. to be a ho
December 21st, 2009 9:06 PM
Miley Cyrus is an average teenager, i mean please, do you expect her to wear skirt below her knees or something? It's the 21 century jerk and Mileys an amazing inspiration. Shes also Christian and highly dedicated to God, go check it out for yourself. Don't be so harsh on her.
December 16th, 2009 3:21 PM
That was wierd and creepy!! I am kind of speechless. It wasn't even funny!
December 16th, 2009 2:40 PM
Thanks! :)
December 16th, 2009 2:39 PM
At her sister's suspense? Expense, bro.