Seriously Rachel? Tiger Woods mistress #1, Rachel Uchitel posed with defenseless animals, books, and a friggin' laptop for her OK! Magazine spread.

Uchitel is trying to do some serious damage control, has hired a celebrity lawyer who throws hissy fits when someone calls Rachel "a hooker," and now she's gotten OK! Magazine to run pictures of her that we don't care to see. The shamed horse face with teeth as long as fingers is featured in a cheesy spread while fully clothed. Tiger Woods is her second married celebrity conquest. David Boreanaz of Buffy and Fox's Bones was her first.

If Rachel truly wants to change her public image, it's time for her to find ways of giving back to the community that doesn't involve a married man's one-eyed yogurt chucker.