Snooki Gets Nude Photos From Jersey Shore Fans
Snooki looks like a bloated low-rent Christina Aguilera back when Xtina had black hair. I think they look alike, except Snooki has a dirty sanchez looking mustache and is darker than many black folks.
Nicole Polizzi says that she stopped worrying about her parents watching her ghetto fabulous antics on Jersey Shore. "I was thinking like, 'My dad and my mom are going to kill me.' But I don't really care at this point. I'm having a good time."
Snooki was having a good time until some man child punched her midget ass and brought her to the floor. "My dad is like, 'Where is he so I can bury him six feet under the ground?'" Snooki said.
Snooki also gets fan mail via email. "I check my email and they're like, 'You're so dope. Let me marry you. Even though I'm not a guido, I'm obsessed with you." Her admirers should live on the East Coast cause Snooki's not moving to the West.
But Snooki isn't sex crazed and she isn't a fan of the dick shots, saying, "This one guy sent me a picture of his wiener! I was like, 'Get that away! That's disgusting.' I don't want any wiener pictures, please!"
I really don't like dick shots either. The size and girth of a peen is supposed to be a mystery that I look forward to solving. If you show me what you got up front, I'm disgusted cause I know you've sent that photo to lots of other hoes and I'm thinking about infections instead of getting anywhere near your goods.
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January 5th, 2012 12:51 AM
have seen better
August 9th, 2010 6:31 AM
all I got to say is snookie... to me you are a hoe and I know you like the cock cause you had sex wit this vinny guy and it was my first time watchin it wit my girl and I saw you do that ha what a hoe... now watch I bet one day a jersey shore cast or whoever the fuck is gonna read it and jus say fuck him... but you know what I'm sayin its all good though:)... I'm jus sayin what I think this snookie girl is really like... people can say whatever they want to but I'm just giving my opinion that's all I got to say :)
July 24th, 2010 8:55 PM
I can't stop laughing at people that think Snookie is cool. How could you be jealous of that? She looks like a used catchers mitt. Frodo got left in the oven too long. She is the definition of trash. And, anyone that thinks she is pretty, not a slut, genuine or anything else positve you are a disgrace to any decent human being. The Jersey Shore people are a freakshow, that is why most people watch it. Not because they are cool. The guys are the biggest posers I have EVER seen in my life. Bronzer, greased hair, earrings, steroid freaks. They can't speak a single sentence without a grammatical error. It cracks me up how the girls think they are hot. There is not enough liquor in the world to enable me to hook up with Snooki. She is one nasty looking shemale.Thanks for the comedy.
May 23rd, 2010 1:37 AM
all you haters r so fuckin stupid snooki is cool and she is way better than you i think u just wanna be her so yer like jelouse so stop hattin and get a life
March 7th, 2010 12:32 AM
No your not if i had a chance with snookie il fuck the hell out of her too i have huge crush onher
February 22nd, 2010 11:40 PM
am i the only one in the world that would fuck snooki? id fuck her so hard shed be bolegged for a month. her pussy would be sore for a year and a half
February 22nd, 2010 3:23 PM
Snooki is ugly, but cool....Vinny is sooooooooo hot, I wana see him naked...I wish I had pics of his ass, I would use them as jerkoff material every night....I wana taste his hole real bad, I would eat his ass for days...bet he tastes amazing
February 21st, 2010 12:41 AM
in 20 years she will look like a man
January 29th, 2010 10:50 PM
Snook is way too hot, a real girl with a beautiful bod and face.
January 16th, 2010 4:30 PM
snookie I love you baby girl. tits all day!!!!