Since it has been a couple days since anything has happened with Tila Tequila, she had to something to get her name in the news. Tila did another Ustream rant, but this time she was announcing that she's engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Isn't her new girl hot besides looking completely strung out and slouching like she's being held up Tila?

Tila was showing off her 17-carat bling ring on the red carpet and in her Ustream video she insisted the ring is "not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller." Yeah and she's also a retard for wanting to marry you. Tila also expanded my little dictionary of lesbian terms after she explained that she and Casey are "U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids."

Casey looks as loopy as Tila so this is probably a match made in heaven.