Yearly Archives: 2010

Britney Spears’ New Single is “Hold It Against Me”

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It sounds like Britney’s new album will drop one year after it was rumored to, but at least it will be coming out. Britney Spears‘ new single is only days away! Britney’s new song titled “Hold It Against Me,” and it drops on January 7.

The song is being produced by Dr. Luke and Max Martin. Sharon Dastor, program director for New York’s Z100 said, “The beat that they give her is really unique compared to other artists — this infectious bass beat beneath the song. Plus, the hook is just amazing.”

Britney Spears comeback

I’m not a big fan of Britney’s debut single “Womanizer” from her last album, and the record itself isn’t her best. It will be interesting to hear what the new single and her new songs sound like. Producers are promising that Brit’s going in a different direction, which is easy to do when you don’t write your own songs and all you have to do is show up to the studio where there’s help to make you sound decent.

Britney has been enjoying a break for the past two years. Something tells me that 2011 is going to be an amazing year in music. So many great albums are expected to drop… And speaking of New Year’s, Happy New Year all! We’ll be back on Monday.


LeAnn Rimes: Breast Implants ‘After’ Pictures

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LeAnn Rimes looks like a squinting mouse, and her fiance Eddie Cibrian looks like anything but. Coupled with the fact that LeAnn began giving Eddie her muffin while he was married to Brandi Glanville, a more attractive woman by far, and you’ve got a recipe for an insecure female who aspires to keep the handsome man that she’s hooked.


In addition to looking like a caterpillar, LeAnn also had the chest of a prepubescent girl. That’s all changed now, as LeAnn and Eddie have been spotted in Mexico and LeAnn looks like she bought herself a new pair of t!ts. She has also become too thin and is now looking gaunt, nearly sickly.

Some women are naturally as thin as LeAnn is now, but that’s their natural physique and frame, which is the difference. LeAnn is looking bony and frail. Now if she were someone else, I’d feel bad, but because this is a woman who made a publicity campaign out of her home wrecking relationship, I couldn’t feel bad if I tried. Something tells me that LeAnn’s also possessive and territorial, like many insecure men and women are, which only ensures that Eddie will get sick of her and stray anyway.

Good luck holding onto your man honey!

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Amber Portwood’s Salary for Teen Mom is $280k

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I already know what some people are thinking: ‘I would get knocked up if I could get paid that much money!’ and ‘That’s too much money!’ or ‘MTV is rewarding these young mothers for getting knocked up!’ Am I forgetting something?

Amber Portwood deserves every penny that she makes on MTV’s Teen Mom. She is a big part of the reason why the show is so successful, and while Amber makes thousands, MTV makes millions in revenue off of these young women. Worth. Every. Penny.

Amber Portwood Ok! Magazine Cover

Amber is currently going through a misdemeanor trial for felony domestic violence. During her court hearing, Amber’s lawyer Kathleen Sweeney revealed that Amber is paid $280K a year by MTV. This revelation could make viewers wonder about the authenticity of the show. None of the Teen Mom stars are presented as women who would make that much money in 10 years, let alone one. How real is reality TV?!

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Willow Smith: Fierce for London’s Sunday Times

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Damn, this chick knows how to stunt, and she owns it! Willow Smith is seen in the photos below looking like a seasoned diva rockstar.

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She was posing for a feature in London’s Sunday Times. Willow’s young, cute, talented, and she’s glowing global! Jada Pinkett-Smith was on the set with her looking like a proud mama.

We’re ready for Willow’s second single!

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Katy Perry No Makeup Picture Posted on Russell Brand’s Twitpic

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Well well well, WTF do we have here? It's none other than Ms. Katy Perry, sans layers of makeup, thanks to her wonderful husband Russell Brand. Russell tweeted this photo of his wife and tweeters went crazy, telling him that he'll be in trouble and commenting on Katy's natural state. The pic was reportedly up for a while, too, before Brand deleted it.

Katy Perry without makeup picture

POTP was the first to report that Katy Perry is "a Plain Jane with blotchy skin, thin hair, and fake eyelashes." Being a Katy fan, I felt bad about it and I took it back, but my haterade has been reinstated: Katy looks good when she is dolled up, she clearly does not look good when she is not.

Below are pictures of Katy when she has her face on. Dating a famous woman isn't as great as men would possibly assume that it would be. Celebrities have the very best artists and stylists working on their friggin' faces. Katy: Yes woman, you do need to perform "magic tricks" in bed to keep your former sex addict satisfied, cause he's waking up to the photo above, which would kill his boners if your melons weren't there to save the day.

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Kim Kardashian Braids Hair, Black Girl Transformation Nears Completion

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With a big ol’ ghetto booty, a preference for black men, and best friends who all happen to be black, just like Eminem – a black man dipped in bleach – Kim Kardashian is also an honorary black person.

She was spotted wearing braids, which may have been put in for her recent video shoot with Kanye West, or so that she could speed dial the paps and get her pictures all over the Internet. Either way, mission accomplished: She’s received more publicity and she looks more hood.

Kim's legs

Kim’s reminding me of when Alicia Keys first hit the scene. I actually don’t think that the braids look so bad on Kimmy K, they’re just unraveling and she isn’t wearing any makeup; but the woman is beautiful enough to pull off many looks. This one isn’t her best, and it’s not like she’s going to keep it, so if anyone’s freaking out – the braids are probably out by now.


Michelle Williams: “Proud” of Blue Valentine Oral Sex Scene

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Ya gotta love Oscar season for giving us some of the best movies toward the end of the year. Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling star in Blue Valentine, a love story that spans seven years. The movie originally obtained an NC-17 rating, but has since been downgraded to R after protests.

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The movie features Michelle Williams giving Ryan a blow job. Michelle was asked if she wanted to have the scene removed. She refused.

Michelle said, "I thought, 'I've never seen that before in a movie and I'm proud to be the first. Good on us for making that happen. As the woman in the situation that was in question, I found absolutely nothing scandalous, tawdry or disgusting about it."

Well, I'll be the judge of whether Michelle's oral sex game is disgusting or not! This movie is a must see for me. I love watching Oscar nominated films. We really haven't seen female actors giving head to their male partners on the big screen. Blue Valentine has me mad curious about how much audiences will see and how bad @ss Michelle is as an actress, if she's able to convincingly pull it off.

… And this is why whores should not pursue careers in acting. It would be tempting not to suggest "practicing" lines in private with your co-star. Which may have been what led to people like Natalie Portman hooking up with Benjamin Millepied. Filming a sex scene, or an oral sex scene, with a co-star that you find attractive is a slippery slope. Oooooh. I think I just made an accidental blow job pun.

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Jim Toth Bought Reese Witherspoon a 4-Carat Engagement RIng

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Reese’s fiance Jim Toth has great taste and we’ve got the details on the 4-carat Ashoka cut diamond he picked out when he decided to put a ring on it.

Toth, 40, worked with jeweler William Goldberg to design the perfect sparkler. Set on a pave diamond-and-platinum band, Toth was drawn to the rarity of the Ashoka diamond, particularly with its 62 displayed facets and rounded corners.

Reese Witherspoon engagement ring picture

A source said that Jim wanted the ring to be “completely unique.”

Even though Jim has a thriving career, and celebrities wouldn’t exactly qualify for food stamps, you know they’re getting discounts on major purchases like this because they’re clearly promoting brands and products by giving reporters all the details. I just wonder what that discount percentage is exactly. I also wonder who the hell buys the ring when the woman proposes? I’d love to meet one of those desperate b!tches!

Congrats again to Reese Witherspoon and her future husband.

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Chris Brown And Raz B Apologize

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We can all get back to holding hands and singing Kumbaya. After Raz B made a comment to Chris on Twitter yesterday about how he disrespected Rihanna, Chris hit back with a few words to Raz about taking it up the butt. The battle got so heated that Raz’s brother Ricky Romance posted a video threatening Chris’ life.

Chris Brown and Raz B were throwing around some fightin’ words on Twitter yesterday but, now that the dust has settled, the two are apologizing.

Chris Brown and Rihanna Photo

“Yesterday was an unfortunate lack in judgment sparked by public Twitter attacks from Raz B, who was bent on getting attention,” Chris said “Words cannot begin to express how sorry and frustrated I am over what transpired publicly on Twitter.”

“I have learned over the past few years to not condone or represent acts of violence against anyone.  Molestation and victims of such acts are not to be taken lightly; and for my comments I apologize — from the bottom of my heart.”

It may have taken Chris doing it first, but Raz made a public apology of his own to TMZ.

“I want to publicly apologize for my direct attacks done out of anger. This is now about taking the right approach, so not only my story can be heard, but so someone learns something valuable. Standing up for yourself does not mean yelling or victimizing others and I sincerely apologize for that. I was told that ‘you can’t hear my message if I’m screaming.’”

The only person who hasn’t apologized is Ricky Romance and Raz’s rep says Raz “cannot control his brother being protective over him.”

That was the dumbest, childish online fight I’ve ever seen. Both of them need to grow up and I don’t think it would hurt Chris to take more anger management classes. He might as well ask Ricky to come along too.


Salma Hayek Proves She’s Red Hot In A Bikini

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Salma Hayek has been vacationing in St. Barts with her husband and daughter Valentina, and looking fabulous on the beach in the process. Seeing this hot tamale in a red bikini on the beach is a good way to wind down the year.

You know what’s so sick about Salma besides she’s fierce and rocking the curves in all the right places? She can even look sexy while she’s half covered in sand. You’ve gotta have a special kind of hotness to pull that off or else you just look dirty.

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Crystal Harris’ Engagement Rock From Hugh Hefner

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All of Crystal Harris’ dreams have come true and she’s marrying the 84-year-old who lays like a dead fish during sex knight in shining armor that she has always dreamed of! Crystal was proud to show off her new bling on Twitter, which she received from Hugh Hefner who got down on one knee with a brittle hip, and proposed to her days ago. Actually, he probably just sat on his bed.

Crystal Harris Engagement Ring Picture

“For those of you who have been asking to see my ring here it is,” Crystal tweeted. “My engagement ring from my love.”

Hef has some good taste! It’s very classy, but it’s a big rock cause that’s how they do it in H-Wood.

Kendra Wilkinson sent a congratulations tweet to Crystal, while Bridget Marquardt went hardcore and sent the newly engaged couple a box of wedding-themed Sprinkles cupcakes. “We shared Bridget Marquardt’s “I Do” cupcakes while we were playing Uno,” Hefner wrote on Twitter.

Don’t eat too many of those Hef, it might make your blood sugar go crazy and we don’t need you spazzing out like Julia Roberts on Steel Magnolias.

*Don’t talk about me like I’m not here!*

Crystal Harris And Hugh Kissing

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The Snooki Ball Will Drop In Jersey Shore

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It was originally planned to have Nicole Snooki Polizzi drop in a lit up ball on top of MTV’s building, but that plan was nixed. Have no fear, the Snooki New Year’s ball will still go down, but instead it will be at the Jersey Shore.

“We love our Times Square home and while we’re disappointed there won’t be a Snooki ball drop there, she cannot be denied!” MTV said in a statement confirming the move. “So we’re taking a road trip to the place where it all began, Seaside Heights, and droppin’ it all there.”

Not everyone in NYC wants to see Snooki’s orange, plump butt wiggling around in her own lit up ball in Times Square. I like the idea that they’re taking it to the shore, because it’s like an early celebration and kickoff for the upcoming season of Jersey Shore! I’ll watch the Snooki drop, just to see if she happens to puke or pee herself as she goes down.

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