Victoria Beckham thinks she’s as bootylicious as J-Lo?!
Tila Tequila is knocked up with rapper The Game’s baby. Read it to believe it.
Someone hacked Katy Perry’s account.
Has Sex and the City 3 been filmed w/ SATC 2?
Reese Witherspoon looks like she needs some Reese’s pieces.
It’s been so long since I’ve done it, but another blogger is hating on Lauren Conrad for me!
Taylor Momsen does something illegal, oooooohhhh! She’s not a “f*cking role model” either!
Gisele Bundchen gave birth “in a bathtub.”
Tags: Celebrity Fashion, Kelis
Kelis is going through a crisis because this is not something someone in the right place mentally does to herself. Kelis wore an outfit that looks almost painful and impossible to move or walk around in to the First Annual Data Awards.
Amber Rose pretty much wore a bathing suit as an outfit last week, but she would probably be embarrassed for Kelis if she saw this mess. Lady Gaga would possibly find Kelis' ensemble inspiring, but thus far, Gaga and Amber have yet to sink to this low.
I can't even begin to describe this kind of fug, so I'll let The Washington Post via Necole Bitchie do it for me:
I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and… It all adds up to blech.
Girl, time for a new milkshake.
Tags: Bikini Photos, Divas, Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has an amazing body and she knows it. In the words of Nivea, “I look good/ Look Great/ Feelin’ Good/ Don’t Hate!” And it’s not like I was going to hate on Kim Kardashian anyway. I’ve never done THAT!
Kim tweeted the following message the other day with the animal print photo above attached to it: At a photo shoot w @ HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!
This is a woman who is working very hard for her body and claims that it’s “not okay” to indulge every once in a while. She’s enjoying the fruits of her labor and so are we. Work it gurl!
Tags: Magazine Spreads, Nicole Richie, Skinny Celebrities
Nicole Richie graces the March issue of Marie Claire UK magazine and she makes me wonder if any woman should ever dye her hair blonde.
Nicole’s dark hair looks amazing on her, it’s just the right shade!
Nicole was asked about eating disorder rumors, natch, and she said: ‘I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible.’ An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease.’
Too bad I don’t believe chicks who look like they feed their babies more food in one day than they eat in an entire week! She does look hot though, so I give Nicole snaps for gaining back some weight after she looked more like this.
Tags: Camila Alves, Celebrity Baby News, Matthew McConaughey
Here’s a picture of Matthew McConaughey holding his daughter Vida, born Jan. 3, with his baby mama Camila Alves.
Matthew posted the picture on his website saying, “Our latest family member, Vida Alves McConaughey.”
Camila Alves, 27, says “it’s easier with the second child, because, you know what she’ll be like.” Camila makes her debut as host of Bravo’s hairstyling show Shear Genius on Feb. 3. Who knew?
Marry her, Matthew!
Tags: John Edwards, Rielle Hunter
John Edwards went balls out on camera when he cheated on his dying wife with his campaign co-worker Rielle Hunter. John’s former aide Andrew Young is putting all of Johnny’s business on blast! Andrew said that John and Rielle have a sextape and now Rielle is trying to block Andrew from releasing the tape. GASP! There IS a sextape!!
ABC news reports John Edwards’ former mistress has gone to court to suppress “a personal video recording that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature.”
Rielle Hunter is biding for a temporary restraining order “to prohibit Andrew and Cheri Young from possessing and distributing certain photos and videos.”
Andrew said that Rielle left the tape in a trash in her home and the tape was marked “special.” Edwards’ face is featured in the footage and Rielle is “wearing a bracelet and xlarge_p ring” that she typically wears and is “visibly pregnant”!!!!!!!! Who knew John was such a freak, banging a knocked up chick?
Though Hunter refers to making and hiding the videotape in 2006, the woman in the sex video appears to be pregnant. Hunter was pregnant in 2007 and had Edwards’ child, Frances Quinn, on Feb. 27, 2008.
I don’t think I want anything more in 2010 than to see John Edwards’ sex tape. I’m hoping for more traffic than Britney Spears’ crotch shots so Snarky and I can finance a Caribbean vacation on an island somewhere where we’ll write thank you letters to John and his homewrecker while we tweet about making sex tapes with the natives in John’s honor.
Tags: Dumb Rumor?, Joe Francis, Tila Tequila
This makes a lot of sense! The only man on the planet who would get anywhere near Tila Tequila’s vagina without a surgical mask and gloves would have to be Joe Francis.
Tila Tequila and the Girls Gone Wild creator may be quietly dating, and Joe may be the father of Tila’s unborn baby. She is “100% pregnant,” afterall. Tila has said that her fetus’ father is “definitely someone known and in the entertainment industry.” Hmmmm…. that narrows it down.
But the most telling clues are: Tequila’s recently launched web site is financed by Francis. Additionally, Tequila says that Francis was the one who informed her of Johnson’s death, and that she “hid” at his house afterward.
We don’t have to spend any time wondering if Joe would put something in Tila’s infested holes, but is she pregnant? And if so, who da baby daddy?
Tags: Celebrity Arrests, Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan was arrested again for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller again.
Erin, who was engaged to Michael, has a restraining order out against Lohan and he is not to contact her at any time. Michael knows the rules but he doesn’t pay attention to them. He was also arrested last month for calling Erin.
Mike allegedly beat Erin on several occasions. Michael is currently dating Jon Gosselin’s leftovers, Kate Major, yet he still contacts Erin – and you know Mikey wasn’t even drunk dialing, he’s just a whiny little b*tch.
According to Erin’s attorney, Lindsay Lohan’s father allegedly called Erin at work on January 21 — a violation of Erin’s restraining order against him. Michael was arrested and booked for criminal contempt.
The father of the year is due in court on February 25.