January 2010 News Archive

Victoria Beckham thinks she's as bootylicious as J-Lo?!

Tila Tequila is knocked up with rapper The Game's baby. Read it to believe it.

Someone hacked Katy Perry's account.

Has Sex and the City 3 been filmed w/ SATC 2?

Reese Witherspoon looks like she needs some Reese's pieces.

It's been so long since I've done it, but another blogger is hating on Lauren Conrad for me!

Taylor Momsen does something illegal, oooooohhhh! She's not a "f*cking role model" either!

Gisele Bundchen gave birth "in a bathtub."

Kelis is going through a crisis because this is not something someone in the right place mentally does to herself. Kelis wore an outfit that looks almost painful and impossible to move or walk around in to the First Annual Data Awards.

Amber Rose pretty much wore a bathing suit as an outfit last week, but she would probably be embarrassed for Kelis if she saw this mess. Lady Gaga would possibly find Kelis' ensemble inspiring, but thus far, Gaga and Amber have yet to sink to this low.

I can't even begin to describe this kind of fug, so I'll let The Washington Post via Necole Bitchie do it for me:

I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and… It all adds up to blech.

Girl, time for a new milkshake.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing body and she knows it. In the words of Nivea, "I look good/ Look Great/ Feelin' Good/ Don't Hate!" And it's not like I was going to hate on Kim Kardashian anyway. I've never done THAT!

Kim tweeted the following message the other day with the animal print photo above attached to it: At a photo shoot w @NickSaglimbeni HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!

This is a woman who is working very hard for her body and claims that it's "not okay" to indulge every once in a while. She's enjoying the fruits of her labor and so are we. Work it gurl!

Nicole Richie graces the March issue of Marie Claire UK magazine and she makes me wonder if any woman should ever dye her hair blonde.

Nicole's dark hair looks amazing on her, it's just the right shade!

Nicole was asked about eating disorder rumors, natch, and she said: ‘I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible.’ An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease.’

Too bad I don't believe chicks who look like they feed their babies more food in one day than they eat in an entire week! She does look hot though, so I give Nicole snaps for gaining back some weight after she looked more like this.

Here's a picture of Matthew McConaughey holding his daughter Vida, born Jan. 3, with his baby mama Camila Alves.

Matthew posted the picture on his website saying, "Our latest family member, Vida Alves McConaughey."

Camila Alves, 27, says "it's easier with the second child, because, you know what she'll be like." Camila makes her debut as host of Bravo's hairstyling show Shear Genius on Feb. 3. Who knew?

Marry her, Matthew!

John Edwards went balls out on camera when he cheated on his dying wife with his campaign co-worker Rielle Hunter. John's former aide Andrew Young is putting all of Johnny's business on blast! Andrew said that John and Rielle have a sextape and now Rielle is trying to block Andrew from releasing the tape. GASP! There IS a sextape!!

ABC news reports John Edwards' former mistress has gone to court to suppress "a personal video recording that depicted matters of a very private and personal nature."

Rielle Hunter is biding for a temporary restraining order "to prohibit Andrew and Cheri Young from possessing and distributing certain photos and videos."

Andrew said that Rielle left the tape in a trash in her home and the tape was marked "special." Edwards' face is featured in the footage and Rielle is "wearing a bracelet and thumb ring" that she typically wears and is "visibly pregnant"!!!!!!!! Who knew John was such a freak, banging a knocked up chick?

Though Hunter refers to making and hiding the videotape in 2006, the woman in the sex video appears to be pregnant. Hunter was pregnant in 2007 and had Edwards' child, Frances Quinn, on Feb. 27, 2008.

I don't think I want anything more in 2010 than to see John Edwards' sex tape. I'm hoping for more traffic than Britney Spears' crotch shots so Snarky and I can finance a Caribbean vacation on an island somewhere where we'll write thank you letters to John and his homewrecker while we tweet about making sex tapes with the natives in John's honor.

This makes a lot of sense! The only man on the planet who would get anywhere near Tila Tequila's vagina without a surgical mask and gloves would have to be Joe Francis.

Tila Tequila and the Girls Gone Wild creator may be quietly dating, and Joe may be the father of Tila's unborn baby. She is "100% pregnant," afterall. Tila has said that her fetus' father is "definitely someone known and in the entertainment industry." Hmmmm.... that narrows it down.

But the most telling clues are: Tequila’s recently launched web site is financed by Francis. Additionally, Tequila says that Francis was the one who informed her of Johnson’s death, and that she “hid” at his house afterward.

We don't have to spend any time wondering if Joe would put something in Tila's infested holes, but is she pregnant? And if so, who da baby daddy?

Michael Lohan was arrested again for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller again.

Erin, who was engaged to Michael, has a restraining order out against Lohan and he is not to contact her at any time. Michael knows the rules but he doesn't pay attention to them. He was also arrested last month for calling Erin.

Mike allegedly beat Erin on several occasions. Michael is currently dating Jon Gosselin's leftovers, Kate Major, yet he still contacts Erin - and you know Mikey wasn't even drunk dialing, he's just a whiny little b*tch.

According to Erin's attorney, Lindsay Lohan's father allegedly called Erin at work on January 21 -- a violation of Erin's restraining order against him. Michael was arrested and booked for criminal contempt.

The father of the year is due in court on February 25.

"Dr." Conrad Murray is expected to be charged with involuntary manslaughter as early as next week.

It's finally judgment day for the man who pumped drug after drug into Michael Jackson's body until he passed.

Members of the LAPD still have not met with the D.A. to present the case, however, the deputy D.A. assigned to the case has worked closely with LAPD detectives on the case. The D.A. has studied this investigation, has investigative notes from the LAPD, and has pretty much already said that an involuntary manslaughter charge is a comin'.

Finally!

Heidi Montag went through hours of plastic surgery so she could feel better about herself, but her plan may have back fired. According to Life & Style, Heidi has been receiving hate mail over her new look. Speaking of her new look, check out those giant tat's she put on display while doing yoga the other day!

Spencer Pratt felt so bad about Heidi's harsh emails, he went out and bought her flowers to cheer her up.

"Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she'd received a letter or an e-mail saying that her plastic surgery was against God's will. Heidi's apparently very spiritual, so this kind of criticism really stings."

One of Heidi's own friends said she looked like cat lady and Spencer isn't exactly thrilled about Heidi's new look either.

"It's all a little too much. He loved how Heidi looked before this surgery. Because she's still swollen and the surgery hasn't settled yet, he's a bit shocked."

So I wonder if Heidi still thinks it was all worth it? It's too late to turn back now!