Amy Winehouse is one lucky chick after pleading guilty of assaulting a theater manager and just being told to stay out of trouble for two years. Amy had gotten into an argument with the manager while at a theater to watch Cinderella.

He told Amy it would be wise to drink some water instead of booze before heading back to her seat because it was obvious she was already liquored up. According to E! online She proceeded to call him a ‘f*cking c*nt’ and pulled his hair. Man! She got that angry over a simple suggestion to drink water?

Amy was fined and ordered to pay “compensation of roughly $300 and given a two-year conditional discharge. Which means if she stays out of trouble for the next 24 months, she’s a free woman. If not, well, in the judge’s words, she’ll be “hit hard…and hit twice.”

Amy can’t go longer than six months without some type of confrontation or drunken dispute, so she’ll end up doing time before the two years is up. I’m amazed she’s wearing those ballerina flats she always wore when she was with Blake, but this pair is actually clean! Who knew they were light pink and not mauve with splats of vomit and an essence of crack residue?