Like every woman who graces the cover of a magazine... hmmm, I wonder if the same thing goes on with the menz, but anyway, like every chick on a mag, Beyonce was airbrushed and Photoshopped. Mission Make Beyonce Hotter has been accomplished.

Beyonce owns the universe. She is so overexposed, so hardworking, and so hungry for more money and fame, we can never ever ever under any circumstances escape her.

On her good girl reputation: “Trust me, I’m not at all, but it is hard living up to people thinking that about you.”

On being the antithesis of a butch chick when it comes to clothes: “I love fashion. I’m not a sweats type of girl. I don’t enjoy wearing tennis shoes. I don’t even feel comfortable in them.”

On 'bootylicious' being in the Oxford Dictionary: “I still can’t believe it! It’s hilarious. I actually wish it was another word that I created. I wish it didn’t have ‘booty’ in it.”

Oh ya, Beyonce also told Allure that she wants to have a child. SNOOZE! She's like J-Lo, who talked about having kids for like 10 years before actually having one.

In Allure's February issue, there's the most shocking Beyonce quote of all time. Sasha Fierce is so 2009! Beyonce said, “The thing that’s interesting is I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore, because I’ve grown, and I’m now able to merge the two. I want people to see me. I want people to see who I am.” Oh. Em. Gee. So now she's so cocky that she doesn't need a conceited alter-ego? Why not! If you're Beyonce, you sh*t on females every day and you eventually embrace your hype. Good for her?