Brooke Mueller is in the Two Dreams Outer Banks rehab facility to get a little rest and relaxation. I think she's there for more than to just put her feet up and get a massage but what do I know?

The Two Dreams website describes the facility as a "comprehensive wellness program providing exemplary care for individuals who dream of recovery from addictive disorders or co-dependent behaviors." According to People, Brooke's lawyer Yale Galanter says she's at the rehab center so she can rest and get "competent medical care for her mind and body."

She didn't need to go to a rehab joint for rest because I'm sure they could afford to get home health care for her. Just admit she toked on the crack pipe again and call it a day.