David Beckham was taking it all off on the soccer field yesterday, and I'm sad I missed it. Thank God for photographers!

David showed off his "Jersey Shore" fist-pumping skills with his shirt off, and a new tattoo was revealed. It is a portrait of "The Man Of Sorrows," by artist Matthew R. Brooks. Does he get a spray tan, because the coloring looks weird around the new tat and under his pit. Judging by the photos below, if he does get fake bake, he doesn't get his legs done.