Gary Coleman Arrested For Domestic Violence

The vertically challenged and handsome man of my dreams, Gary Coleman was arrested yesterday. The former actor got busted in Santaquin, Utah, on one count of domestic assault (a misdemeanor).

The police are keeping the identity of the victim anonymous. Coleman is currently being held on $1,725. Gary should treasure one of the few women on the planet who would ever consider dating, let alone marrying his loser a*s, yet he allegedly abuses his wife? I hope Gary and that mentally unstable ginger of his get some help. They are both sick individuals.