Although Heidi Montag plays it cool and acts like she doesn't care what everyone thinks of her, there's one person who is devastated by Heidi's major plastic makeover and she's going to let Heidi know it. Her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, is having a breakdown over Heidi's ridiculous new look.

Heidi kept the transformation a secret from her friends and family, but the cameras will be rolling to catch Darlene's reaction when she sees Heidi in person for the first time since she had numerous surgeries. I wouldn't expect it to be a Hallmark moment, because Darlene is not a happy camper about Heidi's fugged up face.

According to People, Heidi's mom "is horrified and having a total breakdown. She can't wait to confront Heidi when she goes home."

Heidi is planning to head to her hometown of Crested Butte soon and the family reunion with Heidi's new face will be part of a Hills episode. Heidi says she's "nervous to go home and face her – especially with cameras rolling." Technically Heidi's not facing her because it's not her freaking face anymore! She jacked herself up in a bad way and I hope her mom rips her for doing something so stupid. It's obvious Heidi has self-esteem issues and can't handle just being herself.