Heidi Montag's 'Superficial' Album Sells 658 Copies
There's no typo in the post title, all. Heidi Montag's appropriately titled debut album, Superficial, has sold ONLY 658 COPIES! That must hurt more than 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.
It also must hurt Heidi's checking account. Montag told Entertainment Weekly last week that she "went broke" making her debut disc because she believes that "within the first week, we will definitely make our money back."
Heidi didn't forecast this epic failure and her budget was steep because she believed that her songs "will make an impact in pop history." Heidi said, "I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality."
Oooooohhh, gurl! Sounds like it's time for you to make a sextape or get Playboy to pay for another nude spread with your brand new pair of triple D's.
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January 21st, 2010 12:14 PM
FC,
Truthfully I am not sure what I would do. I would like to think I would stick to my convictions and spit in the bitches stretched out face but the fact is I would probably drop to both knees like a 13 year old in front of MJ. LOL!! I am sure I would yell something at her, get Spencer to kick my ass and then make it on TMZ so I could finally get my fifteen minutes which of course I would stretch into 30! Hey, I have one weekend next month to make it happen. I would actually be more impressed to see a allusive blogger but I digress:)
January 21st, 2010 12:07 PM
Gyllenhaal, if you ever ran into Heidi Montag, would you ask her for her autograph? You know you truly dislike someone famous when you see them and don't even stare.
I was at an event a few months ago and I left, literally, when Candy Spelling entered the room! I just don't like Candy, and she looks like a dwarf; I knew the event was going downhill from there and it was definitely my time to go!
January 21st, 2010 10:36 AM
FC...You made my day!! I can not even express how this post just made me feel so warm and tingly on the inside. It has been pouring in Phoenix all week and it still is forecasted to rain till Saturday but I just saw a shot of sunshine!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA