Jessica Simpson has no problem ripping a big fart and Us Weekly reports she made that apparent during a recent business meeting for her upcoming denim line. How sad is it when Jessica's fart makes the news? Hey, you can't hold those things in. Sometimes you have to just go with the flow of flatulence.

An insider who knows about Jess' fart said "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart. Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

That's a way to seal the deal. They should invent jeans with a built in fart odor eliminating system just for fart girls like Jessica and myself. Those could be top sellers to chicks going out on a first date! No female wants to edge out a stinky fart while she's at dinner with a new man.