Jessica Simpson's motorboat worthy boobs stole the spotlight last night when she was spotted leaving an organic restaurant in Santa Monica.

Bloggers made their jokes, but none of 'em were too harsh. Jess has boobs to spare and women pay to have one-third of what she's got. Ms. Simpson also knows how to embrace black clothes, cause she's not thin. Work it, girl! I can't tell Jess to show us what she's working with, though, cause she's clearly got that part uncovered.