Jimmy Kimmel Does Jay Leno's 10 @ 10, Isn't Afraid to Embarass Jay Leno

I've been to quite a few Live With Jimmy Kimmel show tapings and I always have a great time because Jimmy is just great! On the other hand, my disdain for Jay Leno runs deep. I've always thought that he sucks, and now the world knows that Jay's a greedy, self-centered jerk with an ego the size of Texas. Many people including Barack Obama are supporting Conan O'Brien and saying that they're on Team Coco. I am too, natch.

Jimmy Kimmel has always clowned Jay Leno, so I have no idea what possessed Jay and his crew to bring Kimmel onto his show, but I'm glad they did!

Jimmy couldn't have put it better when he noted that Jay is a superficial prick by saying: "Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children—all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to lead here. You've got $800 million, for God's sakes—leave our shows alone."

Jimmy Kimmel 10 at 10

• [Asked by Leno what the best prank he ever pulled was] "The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I'm gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly."

• [Asked by Leno if he ever orders anything off of the TV] "Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?"

• [Asked by Leno what the record is for number of lap dances he's received in one night] "Strippers, I don't like in general. Because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together, passing the torch... you know what I'm saying."

• [Asked by Leno what he hasn't yet hosted, but would like to] "Oh, this is a trick, right? Where you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?"

I'm boycotting the Jay Leno show and I hope NBC will fire him within the next few months. To get caught up on the entertaining video segments about all the drama, you'll wanna click HERE.