Joe Francis is Tila Tequila's Baby Daddy?

This makes a lot of sense! The only man on the planet who would get anywhere near Tila Tequila's vagina without a surgical mask and gloves would have to be Joe Francis.

Tila Tequila and the Girls Gone Wild creator may be quietly dating, and Joe may be the father of Tila's unborn baby. She is "100% pregnant," afterall. Tila has said that her fetus' father is "definitely someone known and in the entertainment industry." Hmmmm.... that narrows it down.

But the most telling clues are: Tequila’s recently launched web site is financed by Francis. Additionally, Tequila says that Francis was the one who informed her of Johnson’s death, and that she “hid” at his house afterward.

We don't have to spend any time wondering if Joe would put something in Tila's infested holes, but is she pregnant? And if so, who da baby daddy?