John Mayer: "I've Never Really Gotten Over" Split With Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston must have an amazing and magical naughty spot because John Mayer says he's "never really gotten over" his split with her and it was "one of the worst times of my life." Sounds like he had a case of being p*ssy whipped but couldn't see himself with her for the rest of his life.

"What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f**king fantastic, if I said to her, 'I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.'"

He's going to be on a long quest to find the right girl because he admits he's looking for the "Joshua Tree of vaginas." He should go back to Jennifer Love Hewitt now that she vagazzles her vajayjay. It doesn't get any better than that!