Kim Kardashian's body is a freakin' hourglass and she is completely obsessed with keeping it tight. Kim was in New Orleans celebrating boyfriend Reggie Bush's Saints Superbowl-clenching game, and she claims that she ate too much.

Kim Tweeted: "OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

A few minutes later, Kim added, "About 2 hit the gym right now." If only she'd stay in the gym and never come out.

It's great that Kim is into fitness and health, but she has a very rare body type: Enough boobs for two chicks and booty for days! When she talks about her body it could make other women, who don't even come close to having her figure, wonder if they look good too. Therefore, Kimmy needs to cool it. But it's not like she's going to. If other people didn't make certain attributes such a big deal, we wouldn't either! Kim's obsession is not her fault. I blame heterosexual and gay men!