Introducing Megan Fox as the new ho for Emporio Armani! She's taking over Victoria Beckham's spot as a fashion pantie queen.

In almost every photo it seems like I'm looking up her nose, but it's not like the men would notice even if she had a snot rocket hanging out of it. Half the men looking at this post aren't actually reading it. They're getting ready to make their way to the bathroom to make water babies.