I haven't mentioned anything about Megan Fox in the past week, so I thought I'd give you your fix. I realize that for some of you going a day without Megan news is like going an eternity without water.

Megan recently said she does a vinegar detox.  Health experts are putting the smack down on claims, saying that vinegar doesn't do sh*t to cleanse the system, but it's definitely tasty on fish sticks. Alright, I threw the last part in myself, and I prefer lemon juice over vinegar.

Megan said she does the cleanse "cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while."  But dietitian Lucy Jones admits there's no benefit in drinking vinegar for detoxification.

"As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion, or potion for a quick fix to weight loss. The body, including the liver, is a well-oiled detoxing machine, which will not be improved by vinegar, whether it be organic, apple cider, unfiltered, or your bog-standard malt vinegar."

The moral of the story is that vinegar and water is fine to use if you've gotta clean your vag, but it's not going to help you lose weight. Shout out to Massengill floral scented douche!