Rachel Zoe Needs To Eat

Do you ever see those commercials asking you to donate money for starving children in Third World countries? I want to start a food drive for Rachel Zoe, because the b*tch needs to eat!

Look how flipping big her head looks compared to the rest of her body! This is all sorts of wrong, and it's time to take her hostage and bring her to my house. I've got all kinds of fatty fat goodies like Fritos, ice cream, Moon Pies, beer, deep fried mushrooms, Lucky Charms, whipped cream, and plenty more... Everything she needs to throw on 50 pounds in a short amount of time.

Check out these photos and eat a pizza in honor of Rachel Zoe.