We all know how desperate for peen Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is, well now she has something else to suck on other than pickles. Snooki's new "guido juicehead" is none other than Emilio Antonio, a bodybuilder.

Snooki says that she and Emilio are "the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life!" Uhhhhh... Snooki also says that Emilio works at the gym and she's "excited for everybody to see" them together. I'm not excited to see them together, but I am excited to see pictures of Emilio. That dude is gorgeous!