John Mayer: Sex With Jessica Simpson Was 'Crazy'

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were super cute together when they were a couple, but she can't seem to land a man for longer than six months. Maybe it's because she's bad in bed? No way! In a new interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer admits Jessica is 'crazy' in the sack and says she's like "crack cocaine" to him.

"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"

Gawd if that's not a compliment, I don't know what is! I mean nobody wants to be referred to as crack cocaine, but the idea he couldn't get enough of her naughty spot should put a smile on her face. She obviously was putting a smile on his! More men will be pining for Jessica Simpson to see if she's really as good at poking as John says she is.