John Park brings some Asian persuasion to American Idol. The Northwestern University student auditioned in Chicago.

John sang "I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know," a song with a cheesy title that I don't recognize. But none of that matters. All four judges voted yes, sending Johnny to Hollywood.

John is an R&B singer and he's 20 years old. Shania Twain was the guest judge on the panel that day and the woman needs to get laid. Literally. Like, right now. She was flirting her ass off with John. B*tch has very questionable taste.