Jon Gosselin's brain may be the size of his penis cause the divorced father of eight actually thought he could win a lawsuit against a powerhouse like TLC?

Jon filed a frivolous lawsuit against the network and they filled a lawsuit right back. Jon, being the genius that he is, forgot that he signed a contract with the network and his magazine features, rival television show appearances, and TLC sh*t talking violated the terms of his contract.

Jon then realized that he does not have the money to fight the network, especially after he shut down production of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" and "Kate Plus 8" by banning cameras from filming his mini-army. Johnny then proposed that he would allow TLC to film the same children he claimed were "exploited" by the network and he vowed to "protect" from reality television.

It's safe to say that his reality TV career is ovah. Jonny has many more haters than fans at this point and he's got a lot of time on his hands to keep meeting young girls and trying to have sex with them without his baby carrot penis slipping out.

Just because it's good sh*t, here's Nancy Grace ripping him a new one. In the videos that we've posted before, Jon tries to explain why he suddenly no longer wants his kids to be filmed. These videos seem even more relevant today. Such. A. Lying. Douchebag.