Lindsay Lohan Goes Gay 'Only' For Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan and her fauxmosexual a*s told The Sun that Samantha Ronson is the only one who will bring her out of lesbian retirement.

Before Sam, Lindsay was a maneater with an insatiable hunger. Then she switched to fish tacos, but things didn't work out so well for her.

Linds said: "If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I've been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know."

Stalker status!

Lindsay also says that Samantha's family is "very involved" in her relationships, which makes it "difficult." Lindsay says that SamRo's friends made Linds feel like an outcast and she thinks Sam's friends are jealous because Samantha's becoming more famous than the rest of them. So is Lindsay implying that Samantha's star power fades when she's not dating Lindsay? I don't wanna agree with her. I plead the Fifth.