Whenever Megan Fox is on the cover of a magazine, she probably gives an interview in which she provides gossip bloggers with her standard fodder.

This time around, Megan spoke about being Armani's new underwear model, saying, "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I'm in underwear. I'm a Vargas girl... I hate doing photo shoots."

Then don't do 'em. Also, "Vargas girls" are the curvy women that were featured in ads from the 1940s.

Megan also said that she gots no love for her fellow uterus owners and she's insecure. "I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and I'm just not interested. I have no confidence, and because of that I'm always second-guessing myself."

With a face and body like Megan's, other actresses are naturally going to hate Megan just like she's jealous of Scarlett Johansson. Hollywood's "incredibly competitive" so it makes sense that she'd wanna stay away from the competition. But you have to be pretty confident to film commercials in your bra and panties. Megan doesn't give herself enough credit.