Megan Fox used to be the up and coming star who would say some of the dumbest crap in thee world! But it seems like those days are over and she's sounding more logical than illogical, more sane and grounded than retarded. It hurts my soul.

Megan also disappoints as a model. She looks almost identical in all of her pics. B*tch does not give good face.

Megan didn't give many good quotes, so here's the only interesting ones that I've found thus far. If you don't wanna read 'em, be sure to check out her hot pics below. I would have preferred more lighting in the pics and I also would have preferred for Megan to say something like she knows she will not die while listening to Britney Spears' music and she's more confident sexually than Scarlett Johansson. Boo.

On her “talent”: “There’s a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I’m living,” she says. Asked if she’s envious of anyone in Hollywood. Fox raises her eyebrows, as if the answer to this question is obvious. “Everybody, maybe? Anyone who’s got any sort of legitimate accolades.”

On donating to charity: “I work privately with some charities but I am not ready to come out and say, hey guys, I do charity, look at me. I just feel like its no longer charity if my image is somehow benefiting from it—I feel like I’m exploiting these people. I know that the argument is that you’re supposed to use your celebrity to encourage others to do good, and I get that. But I think there will be a time and a place for that and right now I’d rather keep it private.”

On managing her low self-esteem and “self-loathing”: “I choose very private moments to let it out. I’ve grown up with it, so its not like all of a sudden I’m suffering from depression or something that is unfamiliar to me. I’ve had it my whole life. It just is a part of my personality. I don’t ever do anything and go, “That was awesome. You did a good job.” I look at photos of myself and think, “Wow, I looked really gorgeous that night!” Or, “This working out is really paying off!” I never, ever, ever think that. There’s a million and one things that I’ve fallen short on all of the time in my mind. And you can’t—there’s not really a way to manage that, unless you want to go on meds, which I don’t need to do. I just drink a lot of green tea and meditate at night.”