Hey boys, Mary-Kate Olsen is single and on the market! That’s awesome if you’re into tiny frail chicks who believe dressing like a hobo is fashionable.
Us magazine asked Mary-Kate’s rep if she was still dating artist Nate Lowman in which she replied “No, they are not. It’s been a while.” The two began dating in 2008 after meeting through a mutaul friend, and were rumored to be engaged last year but sources said it was untrue.
I remember when every horny dude in America was counting down the days when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were 18 and legal. Now that MK has turned into a extremely rich homeless looking woman, she’s not in such high demand by the men like she used to be.