'Good morning. This is your co-pilot Nicole Richie speaking.' Wouldn't you crap yourself if you knew someone like Nicole was at the controls of your flight? She posted these pics on her blog showing off her flying skillz while making a trip to Montreal.

'This past Thursday I flew to Montreal to promote my two lines Winter Kate, and House of Harlow 1960. And by flew, I mean I actually flew. My partners, Rick and Brian, let me be the co-pilot once again on their jet! It was so much fun! Now if only everyone else on the flight felt the same way.'

I wouldn't be asking her to fly me anywhere. Thank the lord there's a pilot who won't allow a celebutard like Nicole to take over the controls. I can hear Tattoo from Fantasy Island yelling 'De Plane! De Plane!' in my head when I look at these pics of Nicole behind the controls. Don't ask why, I just do.