Noah Cyrus Lingerie: Coming Soon!
Anything but singing is Noah Cyrus' calling. She's already got the short dresses and hooker boots look down pat, making Noah, 9, the perfect person to start a children's lingerie collection. Noah's lingerie line isn't about ripping people off though, hell no! Young girls need lingerie to get by in life. Without it, how else would they prepare to grow up to be adult sluts? Afterall, kids aren't maturing fast enough these days and they're remaining innocent for much too long, a startling epidemic that must be stopped. Noah Cyrus to the rescue!
Noah Cyrus and her friend Emily Grace are creating children's lingerie for Ohh! L, La! Couture.
The website describes The Emily Grace Collection as “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel, is reminiscent of Emily’s true personality.
Miley Cyrus' sister is collaborating with Ooh! La, La! Couture designers for styles that can go with ballerina slippers, sneakers, lace stockings and boots. There will also be a Teen Collection available.
This is genius, really! Noah Cyrus already likes to perform and sing slutty lyrics, now she'll have her own age inappropriate outfits to wear for her performances.
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March 5th, 2011 7:39 PM
Ugh , even Willow isn't such a slut ..
April 7th, 2010 10:47 AM
There is someting wrong with nine year olds playing on a stripping pole and adults encouraging it by taking pictures...sick
February 16th, 2010 9:59 PM
HaHa! What evea wen i was that age (not to long ago) i wore fishnets and gusse what TUTU'S There in FLUFFY SKIRTS so TUTUS . I posed for pics to i dyed my hair and wore scattie straps to!!!! And i had boobs! i hate to say it but i did atleast shez flat chested!!! SO ppl should shut the F#@#k up!!!
February 9th, 2010 10:03 AM
Anyone who believes a story originating from Perez Hilton without doing extensive research into it should be smacked up side the head and apply for a brain transplant. The latter being as likely to actually be possible as it is for Perez Hilton to tell the truth if spreading an untrue scandalous rumor will get his site and twitter more hits. There is and never was any lingerie line for kids and Noah Cyrus is in now way involved with designing for or modeling for Ooh La La Couture.