February 2010 News Archive (Page 9)

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and Lady Gaga is from another frickin' planet that hasn't even been discovered yet. You've gotta have a special kind of confidence in yourself to put on the insane outfits she wears and let your crotch hang out.

This half outfit she chose to wear during her performance at the Brit awards succeeded in only covering half of her crotch. And it just so happens that Oops! she forgot to wear a thong underneath. There's not really any room for a thong in this outfit, but she took a serious chance of letting her naughty spot peek out and it did. Firecracker also posted video of her Brit awards performance earlier this week.

You can check out all of Lady Gaga's Brit awards vagina pics here.

American Idol pulled the ol switcheroo last night when Chris Golightly was picked as a top 24 finalist, but was quickly replaced by Tim Urban. When the top 24 finalists were announced, Chris was seen in the group and was shown again shortly after with the other guys who had been announced as the Top 12 guys.

Ryan Seacrest announced each finalist and showed a quick video clip of each one dancing around on stage, but there was nothing mentioned about Chris. Later Tim Urban appeared and was announced as one of the Top 12 guys and Chris was missing. American Idol didn't explain why Chris Golightly was booted from the show but he reportedly told an AI fan site Joesplaceblog.com that it was because of a previous contract he had with boy band.

Chris had an old contract with a Boy Band. That contract expired in June on 2009. Chris then auditioned in July for American Idol after the contract had expired. When Chris made it to Hollywood, he had to sign the standard AI contract. It asks if he had any current contracts. Chris answered No.

Yesterday afternoon Chris was told if he couldn't prove he was no longer in contract, he would be disqualified. His old manager found his contract and tried getting in contact with the head honchos at AI but nobody would take his call. Next thing you know, no more Chris on Idol. Eventually the big wigs at Fox are going to have to give some kind of explanation as to why Chris was taken off the Top 24 list.

For all you ladies and gentlemen who have been yearning to get your time in bed with your favorite Twilight vampire, Edward Cullen, here's the perfect snuggle buddy for you. Honestly it's a little creepy looking, but this is probably as close as you're gonna get to making love to Robert Pattinson. Let's hope whoever made this fabulous 'Manllow' stocks up on more and puts them back on the market.

The description for this awesome product says the Edward Cullen Manllow is "for all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love."

I would have more nightmares sleeping with this thing than wet dreams because it looks like a deranged crash test dummy. The arms look like they've been mangled in a rad skateboarding accident and he hasn't yet made it to the hospital to get the casts on. They need to do a little maintenance on cuddly Edward before I'll spend any cash on him.

Kristin Cavallari is always up for having a good time, but it sounds like it's getting out of hand. It's one thing to throw back a few drinks, but according to Us Magazine, she is a cocaine addict and needs to enter rehab.

Sources say Kristin was wasted during the Super Bowl weekend and she was "going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke." Yeah, that will keep your dirty little secret under wraps! Apparently Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt have urged Kristin to go to rehab but she doesn't think she has a problem.

"Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone. She's getting scary-thin and not showering regularly. She's clearly unhealthy. She doesn't think she has a problem."

Another source says her drug problem even became an "unavoidable conversation topic on film" and if MTV decides to use the footage, it will become clear to everyone that she needs help.

I've known a few folks who have gone down a horrible path of drug use and none of them realized how bad their addiction was until they had lost everything they owned and were pretty much put on the streets. Hopefully Kristin will seek the help she needs before it gets to that point!

Our little sex kitten Tiger Woods has stepped out in public for the first time since entering rehab for his sex addiction. Is he going for a friendly jog, or running from Elin?

Tiger is holding a news conference tomorrow to apologize to Elin, his close friends, and his family for his sexcapades with numerous strippers and call girls. I want some close up photos so I can see if it's noticeable that he's rocking some new teeth after Elin knocked a couple of them out when she found out about his affairs. I know that's ridiculous, but that's how I roll.

Shocking, or sadly not so shocking, new reports about Tila Tequila's history of lying and drug abuse

Wanna sleep with Robert Pattinson? Now you can

"Small pecker" condoms

The cutest celebrity baby in a long time

Jared Leto shaved his head, still looks hot

At least Paris Hilton is flexible

Jessica Simpson tells us who will see her boobs

Great news for Rock Band fans

For the first time in what feels like ages, I'm wrapping up blogging extra early today. I was filling in for Snarky today, she should be back tomorrow. XOXO.

Tiger Woods will be holding a news conference at the PGA Tour Headquarters this Friday at 11:00 AM Eastern. Tiger Woods will NOT be taking any questions. He will simply give a public statement and that is all.

I'm hoping the statement will go something like this, and this is a rough draft, just typing shiz as it comes:

Thank you for joining me today. As you know, I have had personal struggles and I have tried to conceal them from not only the public, but also from my close friends and family. Initially I said that I had "transgressions" and I requested both space and privacy, but I realized that one's recovery requires full admission of the truth. I have done things that I am ashamed of. I will not be giving details on my mistakes because, although I am a public figure, I still believe that my private life should remain private.

My beautiful wife Elin has stood by me and words can not express my unconditional gratitude for her unwavering love and support. I am determined to be the best husband and father that I can possibly be and I am looking forward to returning to the wonderful sport of professional golf.

* How's that, all? Yeah, it kind of sucks. I know, but my point is, let's pretend that I have one, is that Tiger's not going to give any details on what he done did and with what hookers and porn stars. He will thank his wife, try to get us to focus on how he wants to be a great husband and father, and he'll remind us that he's human and sh*t and likes to golf. For realz.

Because there's always a shortage of Britney Spears pictures, and good celebrity gossip at times I thought I'd post these pics.

Britney Spears is rep'n Candie's and the company is rep'n her by making sure she's all Photoshopped and airbrushed, but not too much, so that we think she naturally looks this good. I've always liked that Brit Brit was never stick thin. Never. Nope. Not ever. She's not supposed to be. She's thick and she looks good.

The speculation about who will make American Idol's top 24 can begin to die down. Seven contestants were named yesterday in Idol's 2-hour episode that I ditched in order to watch the Olympics. Go Team USA!

Casey James, pictured above, is in Idol's Top 24 - as we previously reported. The Texas singer is a "potential breakout star" this season, but I think this season is filled with great talents. They can all be a "potential breakout star" at this point in the competition.

The other six contestants that made the cut are: Didi Benami, 23, Michael "Big Mike" Lynche, 26, Katelyn Epperly, 19, Aaron Kelly, 16, and Lee Dewyze, 23.

Jon Gosselin's brain may be the size of his penis cause the divorced father of eight actually thought he could win a lawsuit against a powerhouse like TLC?

Jon filed a frivolous lawsuit against the network and they filled a lawsuit right back. Jon, being the genius that he is, forgot that he signed a contract with the network and his magazine features, rival television show appearances, and TLC sh*t talking violated the terms of his contract.

Jon then realized that he does not have the money to fight the network, especially after he shut down production of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" and "Kate Plus 8" by banning cameras from filming his mini-army. Johnny then proposed that he would allow TLC to film the same children he claimed were "exploited" by the network and he vowed to "protect" from reality television.

It's safe to say that his reality TV career is ovah. Jonny has many more haters than fans at this point and he's got a lot of time on his hands to keep meeting young girls and trying to have sex with them without his baby carrot penis slipping out.

Just because it's good sh*t, here's Nancy Grace ripping him a new one. In the videos that we've posted before, Jon tries to explain why he suddenly no longer wants his kids to be filmed. These videos seem even more relevant today. Such. A. Lying. Douchebag.