Rachel Uchitel: Tiger Woods Mistress Lands A TV Job

Sleeping with married men and causing ruckus in their life can make you a star! Just ask Rachel Uchitel. She will now be a special correspondent for Extra covering nightlife hot spots. She won't be letting us in on the 'hot spots' she visited with Tiger though.

"She won't talk about Tiger, but she talks about how she wants to find a husband and have kids. She only has a few real friends left whom she trusts. She is alone a lot and spends time with her two dogs. She seems very vulnerable."

Boring! Give us the goods about Tiger in bed and his package size, not what's going on in NYC. Does he hang to the left, right, manscape? That's the kind of stuff I wanna know!