Sarah Silverman Shouldn't Give Dating Advice

 

Sarah Silverman was dating Jimmy Kimmel for five years and now she's moved on to Family Guy writer producer Alec Sulkin.

Sarah sounded pretty strange when she explained to PageSix magazine how her current boyfriend differs from Kimmel and some of the other men she's dated.

"I think he's the first guy in a decade who's given me any kind of compliment, like saying I'm pretty or anything." WHAT?! Compliments should be a prerequisite before any kind of panty-dropping takes place. Then again, I remember when I heard Kimmel on "The Howard Stern Show" forever ago. Jimmy said that his wife had NEVER given him a blow job and Sarah hasn't either. He didn't wanna ask Sarah to do it, so it just hadn't happened. SMH.

No wonder men aren't complimenting Sarah! She's giving them no incentive to do so. It's time to get on your knees, honey, (at least for Alec Sulkin) before he drags you along, legally commitment-free, just like Jimmy did.

On David Letterman's sex scandals: “The reasons I love him don’t have anything to do with who he’s f--king. I love ‘talk show host’ David Letterman. I’m not looking to have him be a United Nations representative. The same thing with Tiger Woods. We’re all so shocked that an athlete is f--king people?”

On smoking pot and her medical marijuana prescription: “I went to the doctor and was honest. I said, ‘When I’m working and I have to get to sleep for the next day, I’d rather smoke a little bit of Indica than take a sleeping pill. Also when I have menstrual cramps, that makes it go away.”

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