Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick, 26, hosted The Dash Fashion Show at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday.

It looks like Kourtney has lost the 40 pounds of baby weight and she is looking gorgeous. If only I could say Scott, the man that would make me go lesbian in a nano second if he were attached to the last penis on the planet, looks good too. I've wanted to write a post about Scott, but I don't know where to begin or where to end. Everything about him irritates me. When it comes to Scott, there are no words. In order to describe him, you seriously just have to pull a Khloe Kardashian and just call him "douchelord." That's a start.