Snooki: 'Fat' and Skinny Pics: Who'd You Rather?

 

I HATE those "Who'd You Rather" posts on TMZ and any website. It really upsets the fake feminist in me.

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Snooki says the picture on the right was taken last year.

The notion of who'd you rather is all in fun, prompting one to rate another's worth as if the voter will ever have the opportunity to make such a decision in the first place. As you know, 'Who'd You Rather' F*ck posts feature two (typically female) celebrities and remains one of the most superficial, sexist, juvenile, chauvinistic posts one could promote or condone. That being said, I figured now's the perfect time for me to make my first 'Who'd You Rather' post! Hypocrisy: use it at your own convenience.

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Snooki posted pictures on her Twitter page of how she looked before she ate too many pickles. Nicole Polizzi looked hot. Now Snooki looks extra bloated cause she's so damn short. Snickers said that these pics will inspire her to get in shape. Now that she's all rich and famous and stuff, more than likely she will return back to her previous size before she knows it. Fist pumps to that.

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29 Comments

  1. Balls

    1) She is FAT because she is an alcoholic and eats fried food, not because she is tiny.
    2) She is FAT because she does not exercise and is lazy, not because she is tiny.

    She is a waste of a human being. Wait until she gets into her late 30's (which I doubt because she will probably die from the alcohol or eat herself to death) she is going to be that chain smoking alcoholic at the end of the bar trying to bum a cigarette or offering HJ's in the men's room for drinks.

  2. Amber

    Mother of God. The photos that show her with a Victoria's Secret model-body are CRAZY photoshopped. How is it that all of you cannot see this? WOW. Did anyone watch Seasons 1 and 2? She never lost weight since we were introduced to her. They even showed a HS photo of her during her apparent "anorexia", and she was NOT that thin. I don't care if she is 4'9" or not. I am 4'11", and being SHORT does not make it harder to lose weight. Yes, 5lbs SHOWS more on a small frame, but losing weight does not get tougher the shorter you are. Whoever said that is an idiot. I weigh 110. There is no way Snooki is 125lbs. She most definitely weighs more than that!

  3. Aimee

    lol @chelsea breanna ray ur sad u most really lik snooki hu? lmao r u qay?juss wonderinqq lol... nd snooki anorexic does not luk sexy at all. dnt u ppl no anorexia makes u pale kuz ur starving urself???it makes u luk dead or lik ur dieinqq she luks lik a fukin zombie.. and shes juss uqly no mater how skiny or fat she is.. she has turtle lipss lol its wierdddd

  4. JR

    I think she is naturally a chunky woman...and she is extremely cute. She gains weight in all the right places and there ARE men that like heavier women. Personally, I didn't think she was "FAT" even when she was heavier...to a certain point, that's somewhat opinion. Even if she was even heavier, she would still be sexy. In the general populous, I see a lot of younger women sporting muffin tops, jiggly bellys and wearing two piece suits when 30 years ago they would have been shunned. I also see, generally, acceptance from the young male populous for this new look. Avoiding the argument of what is healthy and what isn't, America is heavier but Hollywood still seems to be stuck on being thin, so thin, not only is it far from being "normal" in our society, it's also really unhealthy. I hope Snooki makes the choice of that is right for her and not based on anyone else's opinions.

  5. mizzbieber

    omg i like snooki the other way i bet vinny would want her now go get that snooks luv ya your the best in jersy we luv ya

  6. VoiceOfTruth

    So now men are supposed to be attracted to fat women?
    No problem-- just as soon as women stop throwing themselves at rich men!

  7. Chelsey Breanna Ray Chelsey Breanna Ray

    Ok First of all stinkle you're a fucking idiot.
    She only weighs 125 lbs now because she's so tiny. Do you know how hard it would be to lose weight being only 4,9? That's why she was anorexic at 80 lbs in the older pictures. She was cute then and she's still cute now. You people who are calling her bad names are fucking PATHETIC.

  8. Lucy

    Jessica HOW IN THE F*CK IS BEING ANOREXIC BETTER THEN BEING FAT?! You are a retarded little idiot. Don't promote anorexia, it's horrible! And about Snooki, she isn't that fat, but because of her height, it appears that way. But I do agree she could stand to lose a few, but only a FEW. But she is ugly (or atleast make herseld that way), she wears to much makeup/orange sh*t.

  9. SoWhat

    Karen, Your an idiot. Along with many others, you care about NO ONE but your self. SO WHAT if shes not as skinny as a fucking toothpick! Thats discusting anyway! At least she's not doing plastic surgery or any other stupid crap! So worry about your own problems you STUPID* Grenade!(:

  10. Meh

    She was skinny. . . . . Now shes like a little umpa-lumppa FAT!!!! case closed


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