For all you ladies and gentlemen who have been yearning to get your time in bed with your favorite Twilight vampire, Edward Cullen, here's the perfect snuggle buddy for you. Honestly it's a little creepy looking, but this is probably as close as you're gonna get to making love to Robert Pattinson. Let's hope whoever made this fabulous 'Manllow' stocks up on more and puts them back on the market.

The description for this awesome product says the Edward Cullen Manllow is "for all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love."

I would have more nightmares sleeping with this thing than wet dreams because it looks like a deranged crash test dummy. The arms look like they've been mangled in a rad skateboarding accident and he hasn't yet made it to the hospital to get the casts on. They need to do a little maintenance on cuddly Edward before I'll spend any cash on him.