Man I've had my fill of Tiger Woods news but every time I fart, there's a new story! The National Enquirer says Tiger Woods is in a rehab facility in Arizona for a drug addiction. Sources say he is addicted to Vicodin and Ambien. Pain killers and sleeping pills. That's a deadly combination!

"In therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment. After he left Gentle Path, Tiger flew to Arizona for his initial intake interview at The Meadows, which is better equipped to handle rehab for drug addiction and depression."

I've been evil enough today so I'll just end this by saying good luck kicking the drug habit, getting back to golf, and keeping your d*ck in your pants!