Three days after deleting her Twitter account, Tila Tequila is back to terrorize us all. We saw this one coming which means it's time to give up hope. IF Tila deletes this new @TheRealTila page, she will most certainly make another one. Twitter is her way of reaching the outside world so she can go to sleep at night feeling somewhat relevant.

Here are Tila's first two tweets:

Whoa Twitter world feels so strange without all my followers. LOL HELLOOOOO! Is anyone here??? *Echoes*
 
Dang... I guess I'm back! LOL Yes this is the real me dumbass....Look at my profile name! LOL 

I'm gonna just say it: I'm glad Tila Tequila is back on Twitter. I don't follow her, but she provides so much material, she makes my job easier. Welcome back!