Have you ever seen anyone as hard up for attention as Tila Tequila? It's like a bad drug for her and she needs to go to attention addiction therapy. It's a class I run in my spare time for attention whores like Tila. I'll even do a session for free! In the latest Tila news, Radar reports that she claims she has a stalker hanging around outside of her home and he's been there for the past two weeks.

The LAPD was dispatched to her house yesterday after Tila called the cops alleging she had a stalker sitting outside of her home in a gray car. When the police arrived, there was no gray vehicle and no signs there was a stalker in the area, but Tila swears he's been hanging around there for days.

"There's been a psycho stalker and he's getting closer to my door and tried to get in. He's been sitting in the rain for days trying to say hi to me! He put his eye up to my door and was trying to peek in and he was jiggling the door."

The paparazzi have been giving Tila a good amount of attention since Casey Johnson passed away and don't you think they would notice if someone was sitting outside of her home every day for the last two weeks? The dude probably works for the local psych ward and is trying to admit her for a mental evaluation. It won't be long before she claims the stalker is her baby daddy!