Heidi Montag says something ridiculous at least once a week that gives me a good laugh. It’s not actually a funny type laugh but more like a what-a-f*cking-idiot type of chuckle.
Heidi seems to be taking her new acting skills very seriously and tweeted that she wants ‘to be blonde tomb raider, i’m better with guns then both Angelina and Megan fox put together!’ If Heidi’s referring to her breasts as guns then yes, she handles them better than Angelina and Megan Fox. You have to carry a special permit to walk around with those things on your chest!
Besides her ridiculous tweet, how about the bevy of security guards she has with her in this pic! I don’t see thousands of fans crowding around trying to get a picture with her, so what were they hired for? I bet it just makes her feel special.
Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert is finally speaking out about the allegations that she’s getting her hump on with Kim Karadashian’s ex-boyfriend. She had to wait for her check to clear through Gloria Allred’s bank account before she could make a statement. Ha!
Gloria started off the press conference stating January Gessert and Reggie Bush have had a friendship for more than five years. She also said January’s relationship with Reggie had nothing to do with his split from Kim Kardashian. After explaining that January is an innocent bystander in this mess, she makes it clear that January is a recording artist. A recording artist? WTF does that have to do with Reggie Bush? Absolutely nothing. It’s some free publicity for her struggling singing career.
January looks and sounds like she’s drugged up on Valium during her speech. Is she talking to a group of blind folks who read lips? I’m just sayin’!
Somebody give Michelle McGee a tissue because she’s upset over something Chelsea Handler said on her blog about Michelle’s tatted face. If you can’t take the heat, get your tattooed a** out of the kitchen! Better yet, don’t run to tabloids to talk about your sexcapades with a married celebrity, and not expect to get a back lash from the public.
Jesse James’ first alleged mistress, Michelle McGee, is being supported emotionally by her father. In a recent interview, Denny McGee said that Michelle really believed that Sandra and Jesse were separated and was ‘shocked’ to see them together at the Oscars. I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.”
That got Michelle’s thong in a bunch and sent her into such a rampage that she had to bash Chelsea through Facebook. Michelle wrote “Chelsea, heres some free advice..use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin,” she wrote. “Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.” Soon after Michelle posted another comment that said “In all seriousness, Im a big fan of Chelsea Lately…feel so honored to have a transexual poke fun of me…”
Michelle has to feel honored that anyone is talking about her whether it’s good or bad because nobody was talking about her before she admitted to humping Jesse James. Keep doing what you can to stretch out this 15 minutes because your time is running out quickly.
Singer Erykah Badu is raising eyebrows and a few wankers with her latest music video for her single ‘Window Seat’. In the video Erykah begins taking off her clothes and ends up completely naked as she walks through Dealey Plaza which is where President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
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Erykah was hoping to get a little more attention in the video by deliberately getting arrested for filming without a permit, and producers Coodie and Chike even had money on hand to bail her out of the arrest.
Coodie said “We had bail money and everything. I think she really wanted to get arrested and even make a bigger message. You know what I’m saying?” Chike adds “There was patrol cars all day, and I (was hearing) sirens, looking up and seeing some kind of sheriff’s car or something. So I was like, ‘This is gonna be interesting.’ Her contingency plan was (to) get arrested – she was big on doing it.”
Kudos to Erykah for stripping down and letting it all hang out. She has curves and nerves. Her boobies may be little but she makes up for it in the booty department cause that sucker has more bounce than a basketball!
Lindsay Lohan is a freaking mess but I’m not telling you something you didn’t already know. She’s constantly photographed looking trashed and like she hasn’t slept in days. This is someone who is going to end up six feet under sooner than expected if she doesn’t slow her roll and get some help.
While hanging out at Perez Hilton’s birthday bash last weekend, she lit up a cigarette inside when she was told not to, and was acting very strange. It sounds like a normal Lindsay night to me!
One partygoer complained to us that Lohan, who spent the night nervously covering her face with her ratty hair, was in desperate need of a shower. And the strange behavior didn’t end there. She arrived at the bash in a sparkly turquoise dress but was quick to change into a tight black lingerie-like frock inside.
According to Fox 411 Lindsay’s attention whore father Michael Lohan is worried about her well being and held a press conference on Tuesday to garner some wanted attention because he’s been out of the spotlight for a few days address her issues.
“I’ve tried every possible way to reach out to my daughter; no one can turn their backs on it anymore. It’s a lot worse than people can imagine. Lindsay needs help now… Life is tough; I don’t want it to be short for her.”
She’s not working, parties extremely hard, and has to be going broke. Time for Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew! Seriously though, it’s hard to watch someone going through self destruction. Her supposed ‘friends’ and handlers should be telling her to clean her *ss up and work on getting her into rehab. Of course they won’t do it because they’re living in the fast lane along with her. True friends don’t sit around and watch you slowly kill yourself.
Jesse James and Michelle McGee are truly a match made in Nazi heaven! Shortly after Michelle dropped the bombshell about her affair with Jesse James, photos were released of her posing in Nazi attire.
Us Weekly obtained a photo of Jesse wearing the same type of German soldiers hat while doing the ‘Heil, Hitler’ salute in his home. The photo was taken in 2004, one year before he tied the knot with Sandra Bullock. Sources say Jesse “had a stepmom whose father lost family in the camps, and they’d talk about it growing up.”
No need to worry, he’s not a white supremacist! He just likes to have kinky sex with dirty whores who dress like Nazis.
Oh Mindy McCready, your celebrity status is going to jump now! Vivid Entertainment has obtained a sex tape video starring country singer Mindy McCready and it's due to be released April 19th.
The preview video which was obtained by Spike.com, shows Mindy getting her freak on with an ex-boyfriend named 'Peter' and she also talks about past hook-ups with celebrities such as Roger Clemens and Alan Jackson. According to TMZ, Mindy has fired off a cease and desist letter to Vivid Entertainment claiming they have no right releasing the video which she says was stolen from her home three years ago.
I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see what happens! You can check out the preview video here, along with a couple stills from her sex tape below.
In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Tiger Woods‘ mistress Mindy Lawton is giving new details into her sex romps with the horny golfer. Is there really anything left about his affairs that we don’t know? Oh yeah, and it’s nasty!
Mindy Lawton claims Tiger demanded they hook up one night in 2007 so he could do better in the golf tournament the next day. Unfortunately Mindy was going through her monthly cycle, but that didn’t stop Tiger from getting his poke on, or his red wings.
“He wanted that last piece of booty before he could go to his tournament. To make him shoot better. He told me to pull my underwear down and pull out my tampon, and we went at it with me pressed up against his Escalade. He did it from the back.”
She claims that after she and Tiger left, reporters from The National Enquirer picked up her used plug and later threatened to use it to expose his affairs. After telling Tiger about the incident, he put her in touch with his agent Mark Steinberg who told Mindy “We’ll take care of it.”
Other Tiger sluts such as Jamie Jungers and Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (pictured below) gave interviews to Vanity Fair about their f*ckships with Tiger, but Mindy’s nasty story seemed more interesting. If it wasn’t for Tiger’s agent, this affair probably would have been blown out of the water two years ago!
What’s the next thing to do after you get caught banging a handful of women while you’re married? Go to sex rehab, and that’s exactly where Jesse James is right now.
Jesse has checked into a rehab facility in Tucson, Arizona, to take care of his promiscuous penis problem. He’s hoping his time in rehab will convince Sandra Bullock to stick with him, but it’s not gonna happen.
“He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said ‘no’, and that basically he’s the scum of the earth.”
Sandra is planning to divorce Jesse and she has every right to do so. He’s only begging to keep her now because he’s realizing he had an amazing woman at home who didn’t deserve the bullsh*t she has gone through over the past two weeks.
“He (Jesse) is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well. It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously.”
It’s good to see a woman who isn’t willing to stay with her man after he cheated on her! Sex rehab has become a joke considering every celebrity checks into one when caught cheating. You like tapping that *ss and there’s nothing wrong with that… Except for when it’s not your wife’s!