During last night's finale of "The Bachelor," Jake's finalists: Tenley Molzahn, 25, and Vienna Girardi, 23, met Jake's family. It seemed as though Tenley had a leg up on the competition. She was the first finalist to meet the Pavelkas, and Jake's family fell in love with nice girl Tenley while they initially had issues with stork lookalike Vienna.

But in the end Jake Pavelka followed his boner and picked Vienna, claiming that they had so much physical chemistry which was lacking in his relationship with Tenley. Jake got down on bended knee and asked Vienna to marry him and she accepted.

I didn't watch the show this season because Jake bore me to tears, but he is batsh*t in love with Vienna and it should be interesting to see if they'll stay together. I don't think Vienna's ready to be taken off the market. They're in their honeymoon phase. I feel bad for Jake because so many other women would have been a better choice for him but lust love doesn't care about all that. It's either there or it's not and there's no way around it.

Good luck, kids!